Saturday, May 31, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Harper and Obama Agree to Exchange Supreme Courts

In an unprecedented move of executive cooperation, Prime Minister Harper and President Obama announced in a shared press conference this afternoon that they have agreed in principle to exchange Supreme Courts.
Pleased with the Agreement

In a move to more appropriately align the executive and judicial branches of governments, the exchange was hailed as a win-win for both countries.    

“I look forward to bringing the judicial wisdom,” said Harper, “of such men as Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas to Canada.” Harper had requested that U.S. Justice Sonia Sotomayor not be included in the exchange, but the Obama administration believed that this opened up the process up to unnecessary “horse-trading.”

“I think we all know” began President Obama, “that Prime Minister Harper is less than pleased with the way the Canadian Supreme Court has stymied important aspects of his agenda. And it goes without saying that the Roberts court is—how should we say this?—not particularly aligned with my vision for America.”

Harper and Obama clarified that the shift would be done in stages. Next month Chief Justice John Roberts and Chief Justice Beverley Mclachlin will switch their roles to initiate the exchange.

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